Any real men left in Gander? 🤔

I am simply looking for a MAN. Whatever the MAN version of "Lady in the Streets, Freak in the Sheets" is. That's what I'm looking for. A man who has a wicked sense of humor, knows when to be a gentleman, knows when NOT to be a gentleman, doesn't take himself too seriously, and doesn't play games. I'm 39, South Asian, slim thick, straight hair. I will only reply to those who attach at least one pic 💯